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The Gay Baker

from Yimmer by Tom Hedrick

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From the Tom Hedrick album Yimmer (2015)

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The Gay Baker

Music and Lyrics ©2015 Thomas B. Hedrick / Tom Hedrick Music - ASCAP

I baked a cake of a Princess's palace.
The next special order was shaped like a phallus.
All patrons are welcome. I send none away.
I am so happy. I am so gay.

A three-tiered delight for the regional Nazis,
Was paid in advance, and I said to them, "Grazie".
For the Mormon's a pie like a big golden plate.
I am so happy. I am so gay.

A same sex confection with wedding bells, too.
Old Testament cakes stating "Judges is True".
I have no compunction, some people say.
I am so happy. I am so gay.

A chocolate surprise was well worth the waitin'.
Its icing script clearly read, "Way to go, Satan".
To me, all is fair. Free speech wins the day.
I am so happy. I am so gay.

My masterpiece - proudly - a cake diorama,
of Boehner, McConnell, and Reid and Obama.
Some people, they picket. I smile and I wave.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
I am so happy. I am so gay.

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from Yimmer, released October 15, 2015
Tom Hedrick: Vocals, Piano, Electric Guitar, Electric 12-String Guitar, 
Electric Bass, “Drums”
Recorded and Produced by this “Artist” April 2 and 3, 2015 - Minneapolis, MN

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Tom Hedrick Minneapolis, Minnesota

Minneapolis-based power pop and experimental artist. Influenced heavily by The Beatles, VU, Zappa, Brian Wilson, Todd Rundgren and a number of jazz greats.

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